You know that horrible feeling. You
posted a Facebook status three hours ago and nobody has had jack to say about
it. Hindsight tells you “That was a stupid status, you've made yourself look a right mug”, and it's not entirely wrong.
We’ve all been there; you thought it
was hilarious at the time, and that the social world would revere you for it.
You go away to have a shower or something, and when you come back to no
notifications, all you can think is “Facebook
is very slow this evening, 'cos this status is dynamite”. Then a few more hours
pass and you start to realise that it’s not actually that funny, and has
probably offended more people than it hasn’t.
At this stage, you begin to wonder if
you should just delete it, but you can’t do that either because it’s been out
there too long. You’re in trouble, you’ve made a mess and there is only one
solution. You need to come up with something that is genuinely hilarious and post
is ASAP, so nobody will remember your earlier faux pas.
However, there is one
major problem; your confidence has been rattled and you can’t come up with
anything worthwhile, when all of a sudden… HALLELUJAH! Somebody has 'liked' the
status! Crisis over, time for bed.
Thank f*ck for that one solid
friend who likes everything you post online, regardless of how much of a gimp he/she
thought you were when they read it. You will begrudgingly return the favour one
day.
On another note, guess who’s going to
look like a complete tosser if nobody likes this when it’s posted on Facebook.
Better start thinking of a hilarious status to counteract it.
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